I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.
It’s iron fist yall
Good fucking job dude.
I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick
I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck
"Your kid says hi." -The sun
Girls are magestic creatures.
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean